Cast[]
Lincoln Loud-Joey
Mimirin Midorihara-Shy Girl
Chandler-Steven
Lynn Sr-Paul
Rita-Julie
Plot[]
The sequel to Lawson misbehaves on the way to Around the World in 80 Days.
Transcript[]
At the village, Lincoln Loud had a crafty plan.
Lincoln: I'm going to hit Mimirin Midorihara in the head with a rocket! Why?! Because she forced Lawson to go to Around the World in 80 Days! Hahahahahahaha! But first, I need to sneak off to the junkyard to get some parts for the missile launcher!
Lincoln went off to the junkyard, and then he arrived at the junkyard. Later, Lincoln entered the junkyard and he was looking at the junk. Then he saw a big box that said 'Free box of random parts - take it if you want'.
Lincoln: Huh?
Then Lincoln read the sign on the box.
Lincoln: 'Free box of random parts - take it if you want'. Wow! It looks like today is my lucky day! This is exactly what I need! I'll take it!
Lincoln picked up a box and he was ready to construct a missile launcher.
Lincoln began to construct the missile launcher by using some tools. Soon, Lincoln had constructed a missile launcher!
Lincoln: Yay! The DIY Logic allowed me to build the missile launcher almost instantly!
Lincoln picked up the missile launcher, and he left the junkyard.
Lincoln: Now to find Mimirin Midorihara!
Then Lincoln went off to find Mimirin Midorihara. Then he saw Mimirin Midorihara walking along, and Mimirin Midorihara was feeding birds.
Lincoln used the missile launcher and he targeted Mimirin Midorihara's head.
Lincoln: Time to launch the rocket from its launcher to hit Mimirin Midorihara in the head in 3, 2, 1! Blast off!
Lincoln launched a rocket from the launcher. The rocket went out of control and it struck Mimirin Midorihara in the head. Mimirin Midorihara started screaming.
Mimirin Midorihara: AAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Mimirin Midorihara collapsed to the ground, and she was dead. Blood spilt all over the floor.
Lincoln: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Now that's more I like it!
Just then, Chandler came, much to Lincoln' horror, and he was very angry.
Chandler: Lincoln, how dare you hit Mimirin Midorihara in the head with a rocket!? I just heard that you're going to do that! What's on your hand?
Lincoln: First of all, you're not a policeman! Second of all, I went to the junkyard to make a missile launcher, and I brought it here to launch a rocket to hit Mimirin Midorihara in the head with it!
Chandler: Ooooooooooooooh! Lincoln, I can't believe you killed Mimirin Midorihara by hitting her in the head with a rocket! That's it, I will take you home and tell your father about this!
Then Mimirin Midorihara picked herself up on the floor, and he was howling like a zombie.
Mimirin Midorihara: Brain! Brain! Brain!
Lincoln picked up a branch.
Lincoln: Shut up!
Lincoln hit Mimirin Midorihara in her face and knocked her out. Mimirin Midorihara was on the floor again.
Chandler: Oh no! Mimirin Midorihara is hurt! I can't believe you injured her on purpose! That's it, I will pull the rocket out of Mimirin Midorihara's head!
Chandler pulled the rocket out of Mimirin Midorihara's head. SPLASH! Blood splashed all over Chandler and Chandler was furious.
Chandler: Right! That's it, I'm taking you home and tell your father about this! I'm going to put the rocket back in Mimirin Midorihara's head before the ambulance arrives!
Chandler put the rocket back in Mimirin Midorihara's head and sent Lincoln home in disgrace. Back home, Lincoln was sitting on a couch, crying, and Lynn Sr was dismayed.
Lynn Sr: Oh no! Not my son again! What did he do this time?
Chandler: Well, you're not going to be happy when I say this, Lynn Sr! Lincoln just made a missile launcher and shot Mimirin Midorihara in the head with a rocket. And now she's in medical injuries, a brain injury, and fractured skull bits! Her hospital bill is 300 dollars! So you have to pay for her bill because of him!
Lynn Sr: Good!
Hearing this, Lincoln's crying expression changed to a happy expression.
Chandler: What do you mean good?!
Lynn Sr: I'm not paying Mimirin Midorihara's freaking hospital bill because she is not supposed to get anyone in trouble! Get out of our house right now!
Chandler: Don't tell me what to do!
Lynn Sr (Scary voice): OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH! Chandler, HOW DARE YOU TALK BACK TO ME?! THAT'S IT! GO HOME NOW!
Chandler: Okay, I'm going!
Lynn Sr: Lincoln, thank you for hitting Mimirin Midorihara in the head with a rocket. Did you get that idea from the Crash Bandicoot Series?
Lincoln: Yes Pop. I got the idea from the Crash Bandicoot series, and I just wanted Mimirin Midorihara to be like N Gin from the Crash Bandicoot series, so she will be a half-faced cyborg like N Gin. That's why I have to hit Mimirin Midorihara in her head with a rocket.
Rita: Well Lincoln, you did the right thing and I'm sure Chandler will be grounded for trying to get you in trouble. You are now ungrounded. You can hang out with Clyde McBride whenever you want.
